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Time to live a horrible day in the life of Zonbei! Start by grabbing that photo of your dead dad and your favorite teddy bear. They ought to help, right?
Then, why not go visit your favorite chatroom? Turn on your computer and go into forumwarz chat. Tell them your true feelings!
That didn't go so well :( Why not talk to mommy for comfort. Head north twice to get to her. But... what's this? She's passed out naked on the bed? Feelings are now welling up inside you that you didn't think you had! Act on your instincts and go to town! After that, why not read that letter. Not like it could say anything bad, right?
Then, open the drawer and search it. Voila! A key! Go south and open the closet door.
Go inside the closet and search through the junk. W-what's this? A box from your dead father? Open it up for a note and a gun. Read that note and find out why he killed himself. Examine that photo you have, and take out your newfound rage on him by shooting the picture. Go back to your mother and make sure she joins him.
Oh god... there's not much left to live for, is there...
Go to the bathroom, open the cabinet and get the razor. Almost time to end it, but why not destroy one last piece of happiness in your life? Cut a hole in the teddy and then fuck it to pieces.
Now end it all! Cut yourself!
VICTORY!!!!
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