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Dear Town of [TOWN],

Before you begin reading this, I ask that you please be careful. This document will cover and elaborate on issues of a supernatural and religious nature. If you do not feel comfortable reading about or acting on the aforementioned items, then I will ask you to pass this item on to another member of your office. It is critical that I receive the utmost care and attention with my problem. With that said, here is why I am writing.

I have reasons to believe that the streetlight outside of my house is possessed by a demon. I know naught what this demon looks like, or where it has come from, but I do know that it's there, and it's purpose is to cast me and my world into eternal darkness and despair.

Everytime I step in my yard when the sky is darkened, the bright streetlight, which acts as a beacon of safety and tranquility suddenly turns black like the infinite realms of the universe. I stumble, unsure of where my feet are guiding me. The once beautiful light that made me feel at home now only serves as a painful thorn in my side. The first few times that this paranormal activity happened, I shrugged it off as mere coincidence. However, as the months dragged on, I became more and more aware of the events that were transpiring. I began constructing a series of elaborate tests to see if I could trick this light demon. All of my work was in vain. No matter what I try to do, whether I sneak up to my yard, or even dress in all black, the light still turns off, as if it has a pair of all-seeing eyes that are forever staring at me. This is why I am scared. If the streetlight-bound demon is watching me, then I am worried that it will notice my written cry for help, and target you as well. I have been thinking long and hard trying to find a solution to this disaster, and I think I finally have the answer.

In order to keep anyone else from feeling the torment that I have endured, you must solve this problem, once and for all. There is only one option that will suffice, and that is an exorcism. You will need to find a local priest that is pure of heart, and has the physical capabilities to drive the demon out of this poor streetlight and back to the underworld of which he came from. I know that it sounds difficult, and believe me, I wouldn't have suggested it if it wasn't necessary.

As I said before, I do not know why this demon has chosen me as it's victim. I have not wronged any other human being, or supernatural being for that matter, so I am very confused at why I am being targeted.

I look forward to your reply,

[ALIAS]