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queenofinternet: YES! I'm drawing again!
queenofinternet: It's still raining. I live for this shit, twitter.
queenofinternet: @metalinjection Haha, I love that video shows up, though.
queenofinternet: @metalinjection Behold the arctopus?
queenofinternet: SLEEP IS FER QWEETERS
queenofinternet: MOAR FEWD
queenofinternet: @AkraticBehavior More like YOU are
queenofinternet: @AkraticBehavior Ross owns!
queenofinternet: GOD fits of rage are fucking fun
queenofinternet: I've seen like 800 tweets talking about the rain. I guess it's raining everywhere. Too bad it's not raining men :(
queenofinternet: @johnnynameless WRRRRRYYYYY!!!
queenofinternet: Change my fucking avatar, Twitter!
queenofinternet: Watching turtles eat is SO fucking cute. Proof: http://tinyurl.com/dya44n
queenofinternet: @johnnynameless It's on like Michelle Kwan
queenofinternet: @johnnynameless Of course you realize...this means war!
queenofinternet: When I say I don't like meat, I mean it, ok? Don't give me some ol' bullshit that's supposed to be meat.
queenofinternet: Today was successful. I'm getting my room organized and I made some dope ass onion rings.
queenofinternet: I forgot what it was like to be a woman off birth control. Excuse me while I go commit vehicular homicide.
queenofinternet: Today fucking ruled.
queenofinternet: Oh, my goodness, I think I'm hungover.
queenofinternet: @jameyjasta Touche', Jasta. Touche'.
queenofinternet: I'm on page 69 of the Pansy Division book lololol
queenofinternet: I don't have any food, Twitter. Send Amnesty international house of pancakes or whatever.
queenofinternet: @shygirlswin Oh, my God, no! I leave for one day and look what happens!
queenofinternet: I'm too fuckin' chatty for Twitter.
queenofinternet: Mornin' twitter. Going to buy this today http://www.amazon.com/Deflowered-My-Life-Pansy-Division/dp/1573443433
queenofinternet: Zombie Walk kicked my ass. Too much heat, not enough water!
queenofinternet: Zombie Walk 2009 in t minus 5 hours
queenofinternet: Fuck.
queenofinternet: Jesus, computer, you're just opening iTunes, don't freak the fuck out.
queenofinternet: Gretchen Bonaduce covered "Every me and every you". Great. As if I didn't carry enough guilt about liking Placebo.
queenofinternet: Christ, I'm bored. Now I remember why I don't wake up early.
queenofinternet: Dark chocolate covered frozen bananas on a stick. Spread the word.
queenofinternet: THANKS, Baptist womens clinic for not picking up the fucking phone. Guess I just don't NEED birth control.
queenofinternet: I saw a woman at Walgreens earlier that looked JUST like Brian Posehn. SPITTING. FUCKING. IMAGE.
queenofinternet: I can't fucking sleep.
queenofinternet: @dillingerescpln Doesn't it suck that he's kind of pretty? In a scruffy Colin Farrel sort of way? http://tinyurl.com/d4ess7
queenofinternet: @jameyjasta Ranch dressing, duh!
queenofinternet: The pup is HOME! I believe a bath is in order. Then, a nap.
queenofinternet: Dogs home in t minus 5 hours!
queenofinternet: I get to visit my pup today!
queenofinternet: Hugh Laurie is keeping me company
queenofinternet: @johnnynameless Thanks, dude :D
queenofinternet: My doggy is in the hospital until MONDAY! :'( <--Doesn't even begin to describe my sadness.
queenofinternet: Boring morning, twitter.
queenofinternet: Dinner with House tonight.
queenofinternet: @johnnynameless Pasty Cline is the queen of it. If I wasn't sober, I'd be wailing like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
queenofinternet: Rocking Amanda Palmers cover of "I will follow you into the dark" and strawberry vodka.
queenofinternet: I love getting drunk to depressing music. It's a fucking hobby at this point.
queenofinternet: Me and my sister: Starburst eatin' cougars!
queenofinternet: @johnnynameless I know, right? I always feel so rude. It's like "sorry about your migraine, dude. I just want my $14 bucks in pennies ca ...
queenofinternet: It's 9am and I'm awake. This like, NEVER happens.
queenofinternet: Photoshop CS is a never ending labyrinthy maze of bullshit that is of absolutely no use to anyone.
queenofinternet: I was fuckin' serious about that last update.
queenofinternet: I need: Weed, pills, booze, a man and some clove cigarettes.
queenofinternet: I had curry noodles, twitter. I had to think of that all by myself. You failed me. All your dreams are dead.
queenofinternet: What should I have for dinner, twitter?
queenofinternet: Twitter on a half shell, twitter power!
queenofinternet: The sickest part of me loves to look up peoples High School photos from the late 80's and early 90's on flickr. Bad perms, here I come!
queenofinternet: @johnnynameless I try. And it's not like I haven't been shamefully addicted to Tori Amos since I was 13.
queenofinternet: @johnnynameless Oh, God, could it be the weather?
queenofinternet: Damn, I looked good today.
queenofinternet: @etidwastaken "Big 2: In reverse"
queenofinternet: Yes! Family is gone and it's time for candy!
queenofinternet: My family needs to leave.
queenofinternet: I had a problem and booze didn't help it. What do I do now?
queenofinternet: I think my mom likes House a little TOO much. It's creeping me out. She's downloading episodes while watching the DVDs.
queenofinternet: @johnnynameless Dude, they're running out of movies to re-make. I can't wait for "Junior 2: The reckoning"
queenofinternet: Last house on the left (the remake) was so fucking whack.
and on, and on, and on...
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